Talk About Absurd

so we (me, huimin, gheek) were fooling around with d interview questions...
here's what we came up with:

i. If Pn Monica were to dye her hair a bright, sickly green, what would be the first thing you would say to her?
Best answer: "u look beautiful!" by pn m

ii. What would you do if you came across a giant talking peach holding the Eiffel Tower in one hand and juggling American presidents in another?
Best answer: "book a room in Hospital Bahagia." by sze yin

iii. Complete the sentence. "Should a blue pig that studies neurology and drinks cafe latte (low sugar) enters the library and asks for 2 Ferraris topped with whipped cream, I would..."
Best answer: no best answer. so far only got "tell him 2 go away" as answers. not very creative.

iv. Define "cut" in not less than 250 words.
Best answer: no one would be crazy enough to answer that.

v. What is the most absurd question I have asked you?

well, thats all we came up with. it got us crying tears of laughter. there were other funny things we shared with sze yin n zae yee. but thats classified. but its funny. real funny

take note: the interview questions are NOTHING like the above.